You Down With ONJ? *

Camarilla7: I have that olivia newton john "I love you, I honestly love you." song stuck in my head

KaoticTendencies: it's cause you're evil

Camarilla7: I totally am not evil

KaoticTendencies: stuff like that only happens to evil people
KaoticTendencies: it's gods way of telling you you're evil

Camarilla7: hah
Camarilla7: but Jesus loves me
Camarilla7: this I know
Camarilla7: for the bible tells me so

KaoticTendencies: sometimes fathers and sons disagree

Camarilla7: oh, damn, I always forget that jesus and god are different folk

KaoticTendencies: you're like the chick in the movie the parents tell all the innocent jesus types to stay away from

Camarilla7: why? Because I sometimes swear, smoke, like vodka and beer religiously, and have sex?
Camarilla7: by sometimes I mean most of the time, of course

KaoticTendencies: every other day really
KaoticTendencies: and that's when it's slow

Camarilla7: quite true

KaoticTendencies: and yes

Camarilla7: though the swearing and smoking happen almost every minute really

KaoticTendencies: that's why god hates you
KaoticTendencies: and you're evil
KaoticTendencies: and why Oliva Newton John songs randomly get stuck in your head
KaoticTendencies: it's the price you pay
KaoticTendencies: for being so evil

Camarilla7: Is ONJ, as I like to call her, evil?
Camarilla7: how can the grease chick be evil?

KaoticTendencies: she's the anti-christ
KaoticTendencies: it's all the pleather

Camarilla7: I wear pleather

KaoticTendencies: see

Camarilla7: damn

KaoticTendencies: evil
KaoticTendencies: you and ONJ are as one
KaoticTendencies: one and evil

Camarilla7: Dude, I'm ONJ?

KaoticTendencies: no, you're just one with her
KaoticTendencies: in your evilness

Camarilla7: oh

KaoticTendencies: you're not actually her
KaoticTendencies: that would be silly



*Edited for optimum funny. And my asshat typos.