Convo with the Asshat from Happy, TX*

This conversation is about the new pic for my myspace.com profile. It's my best (or half assed) attempt of an Upchuck impersonation, Upchuck being the Asshat from Happy, TX.

Darek Funreal says: Your main pic now is the smirk?
Darek Funreal says: Where's the rest of your head?

Kat says: Yeah.
Kat says: It's a shit crop.
Kat says: I'm too lazy to try to re shoot it.

Darek Funreal says: Do it, do it.
Darek Funreal says: You gotta be looking at your own brain to pull it off though.
Darek Funreal says: See, the way you come off in that pic is more like a devious Katie Holmes.
Darek Funreal says: With that half smirk thing.

Kat says: Yeah, it's not angry Jesus lookin' enough to be you.

Darek Funreal says: Long hair does not equal Jesus, damnit!

Kat says: No, but when you look like Jesus the long hair doesn't exactly take away from the Jesus-ness.

Darek Funreal says: Jesus is/was/would have been an arab.

Kat says: Not according to the 5 billion portraits of him my grandparents had in there house.

Darek Funreal says: Yeah, I have that problem also.

Kat says: Seriously, bloody Jesus with the crown of thorns watching over you when your trying to sleep.
Kat says: What makes people think thats a good idea?


*This was posted mostly for Katrina's amusement for when she finally comes online. No one else will fully understand the funny.

Damnit

I lent Das Moofin my Ramones album, now that's all I want to listen to.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

We're Bad People

We steal garbage bags...



...from old people.

Don't Do Drugs, You'll Sound Like A Jackass

One of the Kat's indulged in some lung candy. Can you tell which?

KaoticTendencies: ha
KaoticTendencies: you're smitten

Camarilla7: I can't help it
Camarilla7: being cute to children is just not fair
Camarilla7: it's like cheating or something
Camarilla7: cause no matter how much you hate kids seeing a dude be a sweetheart hardcore to them still pulls on heart strings

KaoticTendencies: ha
KaoticTendencies: smitten

Camarilla7: shhhh

KaoticTendencies: you are
KaoticTendencies: smitten
KaoticTendencies: smitten smitten smitten
KaoticTendencies: ...
KaoticTendencies: I like that word
KaoticTendencies: like, it's ALMOST mitten

Camarilla7: hah

KaoticTendencies: but s'not